If only Spam were real

[evadarkness]

Every day I seem to get email promising anything under the sun.
New jobs - no probs
Bigger male members - hey we got it (weird as I am female so might get in the way of the perfectly acceptable working equipment I have already)
Drugs - good and bad no need to see a doc experiment on yourself now
Christian Dating- now that is the strangest!
Banks I dont have accounts with saying there is a problem with my account - maybe I do have money somewhere and just forgot?
Offers to transfer tons of cash from other countries to me - ok does anyone actually believe that one?

In a world where spam was true I would already have a University PHD with a great paying job, a couple of husbands and free toner cartridges for life. Bring it on...

[Butterfly]

According to my spam emails, i have won the lottery SO MANY times in a week, i could end world poverty, and buy a purely serene island for like minded folk!!x

[brian]

There was a time when Spam was summat you put on sandwiches......................i didn't like it then either!!

[moonsmith]

Dec 31, 2008 12:30:18 GMT 1 evadarkness said:

Offers to transfer tons of cash from other countries to me - ok does anyone actually believe that one?

It may seem unbelievable but about a year ago I heard a radio broadcast that involved two British victims of this scam!
I found it unbelievable for two reasons:
1. They had both sent two or more payments of a couple of thousands of pounds to an Asian address!
2. They were prepared to be interviewed on National Radio about it!

Then of course your mind turns to the gullibility of greedy world financiers ...................!

Brian - you don't REALLY eat bacon sausage eggs and spam without the spam do you Oh Yechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam..................