Post by flyingwelshman on May 16, 2008 7:26:15 GMT 1
Full Name: Jesus H. Christ
Qualifications: GCSE Carpentry & Speaking in tongues Grade B; A Levels in RE and Latin. Applied for university but got hung up on the boards.
Previous Posts Held: Carpenter Shepherd, Healer of lepers, fisher of men.
Strengths: Catering (feeding five thousand and last suppers a speciality); public speaking ; martyrdom; resurrection; experience as a team leader of 12.
Weaknesses: Poor judge of character.
Post sought: I.T. as I feel I need to update my skills. Have worked a long time in the public sector and would like to diversify.
Hobbies: Smiting the devil; redeeming whores; desert orienteering. Dancing ( move in a mysterious way).
Criminal record and sentence: Arrested by the Romans for sedition; crucified and have since repented.
References: God: email jehova@heavensabove.bt.com
3 Wise men :- Last known address Bethlehem but just follow the star.....
Sir Cliff Richard - Number 1 Top 40, The Charts
Disabilities: Poor manual dexterity due to stigmata.
Expected salary: 30 pieces of silver