Lightbulb Jokes

Boojum
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Lightbulb Jokes Apr 4, 2008 15:08:49 GMT 1

Post by Boojum on Apr 4, 2008 15:08:49 GMT 1

DISCLAIMER: I did it for the lulz.

How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Can't say. It's oathbound.

How many Alexandrians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lets go see how the Gardnerians do it!

How many Dianics does it take to change a lighbulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Druids does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in Stone Circles.

How many Fam-Trads does it take to change a light bulb?
Ask your OWN grandmother!

How many Starhawk witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
There are starving villages in Africa that don't even HAVE light bulbs..."

How many Kitchen Witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
Already changed.

How many Discordians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

How many Chaotes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. But they're likely to change paradigms halfway through, leaving the lightbulb sadly unchanged.

How many Ceremonial Magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They hold it up and wait for the world to revolve round them.

How many members of IOT does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Sorry, that ritual is copyrighted.

How many Thelemites does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Crowley never wrote a book on it.

How many Golden Dawners does it take to change a light bulb?
One to hold the ladder, one to hold the bulb, three to decipher the Light Bulb Ritual from the Secret Chiefs, one to publish it, and one to sue all the others.

How many Kabbalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
261.

How many Asatru does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lightbulb, what is lightbulb?

How many Satanists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None! Let Darkness rule!

Initially, I had to learn that every chaos magician wasn't a globetrotting rock star with an eviscerating wit and impeccable fashion sense. Later, I had to learn that every chaos magician wasn't a basement-dwelling recluse with semen-crusted fingers and an unfinished "hypersigil" about nailing Julia from the coffee shop.

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	Vyvyan: I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover? Mike: Drinking heavily the night before.

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	Vyvyan: I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover? Mike: Drinking heavily the night before.

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Lightbulb Jokes May 1, 2008 12:17:33 GMT 1

Post by sleepyowl on May 1, 2008 12:17:33 GMT 1

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to hold the giraffe the other to fill up the bath with green jelly

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb?
5 one to change it & the other four to make sure the colour matches the walls

How many Hedgewitches does it take to change a light bulb?
None they will use a candle

How many students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fuck it we're moving out in June