Post by wyrdewood on Apr 20, 2007 13:41:27 GMT 1
These were sent to me by a friend who saw them in a New Age shop recently.
Things that people have said to us and odd snippets of customers conversation we have overheard.
"Someone told me there was a crystal that would help to improve my memory.... but I can't remember which one she said it was"
Two teenagers comparing their hands to the palmistry hand in the shop window.
Teenager 1 "That's odd.... I don't seem to have a lifeline"
Teenager 2 "I keep telling you, you ought to get a life!"
"Can I have 10 of your incest sticks please"
Customer "What's that awful stink"
Owner "It's just the incense we are burning"
Customer "I'll have ten of those then please"
"So all these earrings are unique...... have you got another pair like these for my daughter"
Man to his wife as they left the shop "Did you notice anything a bit strange about that shop"
Wife "Yes..... everything"
Customer "Are you real witches"
Owner"No we are actors, the real witches are at lunch"
Customer "If you are a witch, do some magic....... go on turn me into a toad"
Owner "I would love to, but it looks like somebody has beaten me to it"
"Why is everybody burning so much of this incense stuff all of a sudden. I like to smell things the way they really are. How can you tell if something smells good or bad if you are smelling everything through rose tinted nostrils"
The strange things people say
Things that people have said to us and odd snippets of customers conversation we have overheard.
"Someone told me there was a crystal that would help to improve my memory.... but I can't remember which one she said it was"
Two teenagers comparing their hands to the palmistry hand in the shop window.
Teenager 1 "That's odd.... I don't seem to have a lifeline"
Teenager 2 "I keep telling you, you ought to get a life!"
"Can I have 10 of your incest sticks please"
Customer "What's that awful stink"
Owner "It's just the incense we are burning"
Customer "I'll have ten of those then please"
"So all these earrings are unique...... have you got another pair like these for my daughter"
Man to his wife as they left the shop "Did you notice anything a bit strange about that shop"
Wife "Yes..... everything"
Customer "Are you real witches"
Owner"No we are actors, the real witches are at lunch"
Customer "If you are a witch, do some magic....... go on turn me into a toad"
Owner "I would love to, but it looks like somebody has beaten me to it"
"Why is everybody burning so much of this incense stuff all of a sudden. I like to smell things the way they really are. How can you tell if something smells good or bad if you are smelling everything through rose tinted nostrils"