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Post by admin on Mar 23, 2007 15:21:16 GMT 1
Forwarded to me by someone:
Are you tired of those sissy-ass 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship....
1, When you are sad... I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d/ b***h who made you sad.
2, When you are blue... I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3, When you smile...I will know you finally got laid.
4, When you are scared... I will remind you about it every chance I get.
5, When you are worried... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit Whining.
6, When you are confused... I will use little words.
7, When you are sick... Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8, When you fall...I will laugh and point at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Remember... A good friend will help you move... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body...let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...
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Post by Butterfly on Mar 23, 2007 19:59:40 GMT 1
Excellent! Hahahahahahahahahhaxx! And so true!
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Post by ladybug1970 on Oct 19, 2007 10:13:46 GMT 1
I loved it, fantastic
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Post by celticwolf on Oct 19, 2007 10:44:25 GMT 1
I really like that!
Lynda
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Post by pale_empress on Nov 1, 2007 21:48:03 GMT 1
Hehe
Great giggles on a cold night ;-)
x
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Post by Triquetra on May 4, 2008 18:28:15 GMT 1
Ha i love it Most things on here are so true!
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