Post by gwenifer on Mar 22, 2007 9:52:34 GMT 1
This bloke went to a pet shop and bought a beautiful parrot, he got it home and it was very quiet for the first day. The next morning he was woken up by the parrot screaming obscenities, the parrot swore for twenty minutes without repeating a swear word!
The bloke started to panic and threw a cloth over the cage, it made no difference, the parrot continued swearing at the top of its voice. The bloke opened the cage and grabbed the bird my the throat and shook it, screaming at it to shut up, but to no avail, the parrot continued swearing.
In desperation he grabbed the parrot and took it into the kitchen and stuck it in the freezer, for a couple of minutes there was swearing, squawking and screaming from the freezer, then it all went quiet........
Thinking he had done the bird serious harm he opened the freezer, the bird popped out and said, "Awfully sorry about the language guv, I'll endeavour to clean up my act and never swear again!" The bloke was shocked, the parrot said, "Just as a matter of interest, what did the chicken do?"
The bloke started to panic and threw a cloth over the cage, it made no difference, the parrot continued swearing at the top of its voice. The bloke opened the cage and grabbed the bird my the throat and shook it, screaming at it to shut up, but to no avail, the parrot continued swearing.
In desperation he grabbed the parrot and took it into the kitchen and stuck it in the freezer, for a couple of minutes there was swearing, squawking and screaming from the freezer, then it all went quiet........
Thinking he had done the bird serious harm he opened the freezer, the bird popped out and said, "Awfully sorry about the language guv, I'll endeavour to clean up my act and never swear again!" The bloke was shocked, the parrot said, "Just as a matter of interest, what did the chicken do?"
