so.....................

[brian]

.......this couple have been married 20 years and always made love in the dark.
One night the wife , for some unknown reason suddenly switches the light on.

There is her husband, with a dildo in his hand! She screams "How could you? after all these years!!"

He replies calmly " I'll explain the toy.....You explain the kids!"

[brian]

.....a woman rushes into the dry-cleaners asking if they can remove a stain from a dress. The assistant, who is a bit deaf, says " come again?"

The woman says, "No....mayonaisse!"

[brian]

........ a man goes into a chemist and asks if the stock Viagra. The assistant tells him they do.
The man then asks if he can get it over the counter.

The assistant replies, "Probabley, if you take 2 sir"

[poshfrock]

rude

[brian]

rude

who? me?