Post by gwenifer on Dec 7, 2006 23:05:03 GMT 1
A man went to the doctors, he was suffering from impotence, the doctor sent him to the hospital for tests and when the tests came back the man went in for the results.
The doctor told him that the tests showed that he had a damaged erectile muscle and there was virtually nothing that could be done, however, he said there was an experimental treatment using a piece of muscle from an elephants trunk to replace the erectile muscle, but it was very experimental and the man would have to take the risk of things going wrong.
The man thought about it for a few minutes, and, after deciding that any operation was better than never having sex again, agreed to have the operation.
A few weeks later, having recovered from the operation he decided to take his girlfriend out for a meal as a thankyou for her support and to get her in the mood for sex.
As they were sitting there waiting for the waiter to take their order he felt a powerful stirring.......... all of a sudden his zip burst open, his penis popped out and grabbed a bread roll off the table.
His girlfriend said, 'That was amazing, can you do that again?'
'Probably,' he replied with a painful grin,'but I don't think I've got room up my arse for another bread roll................'
The doctor told him that the tests showed that he had a damaged erectile muscle and there was virtually nothing that could be done, however, he said there was an experimental treatment using a piece of muscle from an elephants trunk to replace the erectile muscle, but it was very experimental and the man would have to take the risk of things going wrong.
The man thought about it for a few minutes, and, after deciding that any operation was better than never having sex again, agreed to have the operation.
A few weeks later, having recovered from the operation he decided to take his girlfriend out for a meal as a thankyou for her support and to get her in the mood for sex.
As they were sitting there waiting for the waiter to take their order he felt a powerful stirring.......... all of a sudden his zip burst open, his penis popped out and grabbed a bread roll off the table.
His girlfriend said, 'That was amazing, can you do that again?'
'Probably,' he replied with a painful grin,'but I don't think I've got room up my arse for another bread roll................'