The Language of Drinking...

[whitecoyote]

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

[chinchilla]

very good!

[eleanor]

Brilliant!

[merrybel]

Sounds very familiar, Simon - especially after a skin full of Baileys??

[whitecoyote]

fx very innocent look fx Moi?

The only mail I could read is all the stuff that comes to our house for other people, because I'm the only one proactive enough to make sure our house is registered on the UK postcode system.

But I don't because it's against the law to interfere with someone's mail by opening it.

Back on topic-ish, Mel's actually discovered a light red wine variety that I like called Gamay. So there's less Russian Revolution arguments at the dinner table (Red! White! White! Red! White! Etc).

Red Coyote

[Syrbal]

Well you could always settle for a nice cup of tea, I suppose. Add a dash of cognac or whisk(e)y if required.