eleanor
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mermaid
Nov 10, 2006 14:05:17 GMT 1
Post by eleanor on Nov 10, 2006 14:05:17 GMT 1
Two fishermen couldn't believe it when a mermaid was caught in their net.
"Please free me," she begged. "If you do, I will grant you each one wish."
The first fisherman thought long and hard, then said "I want to be twice as intelligent as I am now."
The mermaid worked her magic and, lo and behold, the fisherman began explaining Einstein's theory of relativity, quoting Shakespeare etc. etc.
The second fisherman was really impressed, and said, "I want to be twice as intelligent as that."
So she turned him into a woman.
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mermaid
Nov 13, 2006 10:56:06 GMT 1
Post by admin on Nov 13, 2006 10:56:06 GMT 1
<sniggers> erm, that's not terribly pc is it ;D (but very funny )
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mermaid
Nov 13, 2006 18:56:18 GMT 1
Post by whitecoyote on Nov 13, 2006 18:56:18 GMT 1
fx snigger fx
White Coyote
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